I love TP

I love toilet paper. I have often wondered how frustrated I would be had I been born 100 years ago and we didn't have toilet paper. It is so luxurious. You laugh and mock me?!?!?! Consider the alternative, that's all I'm saying. See; YOU love TP as well. There is another reason for this missive: I spent all day at a new high school installing TP dispensers. 108 or there abouts. That's a lot of TP when you think about it. Each dispenser holds 3 monster rolls. That should last all of about oh, 1 or 2 periods with High Schoolers but it is essential nonetheless. I manage 8 sales people that sell janitorial supplies. It's a wonderful concept: You sell something that runs out and then people need more of it. Great idea! Kind of like food, well it is food but, you know, processed.... I digress. We, the company for whom I work, have acquired a new account which is the high school that is opening for school on Tuesday but they are having their open house and opening ceremony tomorrow evening. Hence the need for the installation of the TP dispensers. Lest you get too worried, we also supply paper towels, soap and floor finish there as well as some really cool machines. But the main focus is TP. Where would we be without TP? I shudder at the thought. I am glad that I live now with so many choices and brands. One thing I have always wondered is why is TP so small in comparison to Kleenex being so big for their respective jobs... Something to ponder. My TP of choice (well it's the one my wife tells me to buy) is Charmin double soft, triple rolls. In fact, Costco has our TP on sale so I will go get some more. I don't EVER want to run out of TP. The alternatives are abhorrent. In fact, when I lived in Mexico on a mission for my church, I had to "improvise" when we ran out once. We only ran out ONCE. I have never run out again and that is my goal (well one of them and it is surely mundane) to never EVER run out again. Since that time, I haven't. It was hard not to at times with a house full of girls but there has always been a roll or 2 stashed away for use. I didn't want to expound so much on TP but, as I have noted; I love TP.